He's an immature hormone-driven boy who is far too addicted to hooking up and throwing up. (Let's be honest, why else would you go to college? Get an education? Pft. Who needs that?)

She's a party animal, his partner in crime, his wing-woman who’s just as sane as she is crazy with a moral compass that combats a nun’s. (What's the point of going wild if you can't come back to normalcy every once in a while?)

There's already a lot going wrong for them, Lillith and Toma...and now they're going to have to deal with some serious problems:

1) Why does she have feelings for him which he obviously doesn't return?

2) Why can't he just walk away from his attraction to her which is obviously giving her the wrong message?

And finally,

3) What are they drinking tonight?

Based upon this Thought Catalog post.
Category: Japanese Entertainment – Drama/Series: None – Challenges: None
Characters: Ikuta Toma, Kanjani8: Nishikido Ryo, Kuroki Meisa, Mukai Osamu, NEWS: Kato Shigeaki, NEWS: Koyama Keiichiro, NEWS: Nishikido Ryo, NEWS: Yamashita Tomohisa, Oguri Shun
Story Type: Collection of One-Shots – Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance – Warnings: Crack!fic, Fictional Character(s), Fluff, Sexual References, Violence, Vulgar Language
Published: Feb 21, 2014 – Updated: Sep 01, 2014 – Word Count: 15713 words – Read Count: 2775 – Completed: No

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I don't own anything or anyone except the plot and the characters. No offense is intended to the actors who are portraying my lovely characters.

Also no offense to alcohol, it's kind of awesome.

Table of Contents

# Chapter Title Read Count Reviews
1 The Talkers 523 2
2 The Dancing Machines 520 1
3 The Disappearing Acts 458 3
4 The Fighters 428 3
5 The Sex Wizards 484 3
6 The Fighters: Part 2 (Deleted Scene that's in this sequence) 360 0